Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't see GameGrumps anymore because it's not allowed in your country.

I wish "The video is not allowed in your country" didn't exist in YouTube.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but the stuff isn't pretty...


I wish I could post more videos per day.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but YouTube removes them for being too dark.

I wish Sir monacle would stop threatening people with his gun.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but he now uses his gun to destroy your house.

I wish I had more time to post here.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now you have no time to do ANYTHING else.


I wish I had a hoopy the hoop mug.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you have to explain that joke to everyone.

I wish the Game Grumps were more consistently hilarious.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you laughed so hard, you wet your-self and it was socially awkward.



I wish I was immune to everything. EVERYTHING.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you're immune to oxygen which makes you choke to death.

I wish I had the Death Note.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish I weren't so oblivious to other games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you have Alzheimer's disease.

I wish there's a cure for cancer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it doesn't work for you.

I wish I could make better Mario Maker levels.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't save them.

I wish there would be longer holidays.

[Sir monacle]

granted, but you now have a shorter life-span.


I wish that wasn't important.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now "that" is important.

I wish I'm immortal.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but everyone else dies now.

I wish I could meet the Game Grumps.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they're dead.

I wish I was considered as god and everyone would obey me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're an evil god that leads the world to its doom.

I wish I were a good god.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you're Prometheus, who gives the gift of fire to man, by stealing one of Zeus's lightning bolts, as punishment, you get chained to a rock, forever pecked by birds, and because you're a god, your limbs grew back, every time they painfully pecked you, your limbs would regenerate....


I wish I had a never-ending supply of bananas...

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but gorillas find out that you have unlimited supply of bananas and they strike you down and live at your house, eating bananas to the very end of days.

I wish to become a hero.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your super power is eating.



I wish I could jump extremely high.