Granted, but everyone thinks you're a vampire and stakes you to death.
I wish for immortality.

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02-15-2016 #6282Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you have to be Sir_monacle.

I wish Sir_monacle hadn't misspelled "monocle" in his username.
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02-16-2016 #6283
Granted, but now he misspelled "sir".
I wish I can wake up whenever I want.
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Granted, but you are constantly tired.
I wish I liked burgers.
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02-16-2016 #6285
Granted, but now you live an unhealthy life as a fat man.
I wish I can eat anything without getting any harmful effects from the food.
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02-17-2016 #6286Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you aren't ever satisfied with what you eat.
I wish someone else would beat ZeRo in Sm4sh.
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02-17-2016 #6287
Granted, but that someone else is Donald Trump.

I wish Donald wasn't so terrible.
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Granted, but "Donald" is Donald Duck.

I wish everyone had enough food to live.
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02-17-2016 #6289
Granted, but the food is in the 1st world.
I wish I'll rule the afterlife.
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Granted, but you become corrupt and everyone alive takes extra measures to prolong their lives.
I wish I could stop taking Language Arts ever.
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02-19-2016 #6291
Granted, but you're taking Toilet Arts now.
I wish for a jar of dirt.
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Granted, but you're forced to eat it.
I wish I didn't have a history test today.
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02-25-2016 #6293
Granted, but now you have a fight of death today.
I wish for servants.
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Granted, but they start a riot.
I wish I could Golden Hammer "Clear Classic on 9.0 without losing a life".
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02-25-2016 #6295
Granted, but you can't do anything else anymore.
I wish I could beat Bed of Chaos on 1st try, annihilate Minerva, parry every invader and find the mafia.
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Granted, but you still haven't learned to walk.
I wish no paradoxes would result in banning this wish.
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02-28-2016 #6297
Granted, but now you have a brain cancer.
I wish connection wasn't such an idiot.
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Granted, but now everyone you connect with is.
I wish you hadn't made me think which forum games I like most by posting in so many.
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03-01-2016 #6299
Granted, but now I made you throw up for 10* minutes straight.
I wish for refreshment.Last edited by TenebrisNemo; 03-02-2016 at 07:05 AM.

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Granted, but it's your least favorite drink.
I wish I wasn't put in certain advanced classes because of scheduling issues.
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