Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they can only be used once each.

I wish I had enough creativity to make a good LBP3 level.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can not save it into your moon / publish it.

I wish I could buy presents for my loved ones.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the presents are fun-sized candy.

I wish people would understand math's far superiority to language arts.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are forced to study language arts for the rest of your life.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would have to deal with language arts whenever he corrupts a wish.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's the grammar portion, which actually, you know, MAKES SENSE.

I wish there were a single word meaning "eyes tired from screens".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but whenever you say it, nobody doesn't know what you mean by it.

I wish I had more time for myself.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's just sleep.

I wish I were better at decorating my levels.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but your logic in levels are so terrible that nobody wants to play them.

I wish L1N3R1D3R would give me such sweet corruptions more often.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that means I drown you in caramel.

I wish I had more Reese's.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but your teeth fall off while eating them.

I wish I had indestructible teeth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they're black.

I wish Larry Lurr would win Pound 6.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then he dies.

I wish I didn't have to do other people's jobs.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but your job is now much harder.

I wish I would stop procrastinating with YouTube videos.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they are sloppy.

I wish I had a better home.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's emanating with the smell of gym socks.

I wish Sonic Boom were released when it was fully finished.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the price of the game is too high.

I wish people actually fixed glitches.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the only glitches they fix are the fun, non-harmful ones.

I wish I could attend Smash 4 tournaments.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but every time you attend one, you end up in a hospital.

I wish Titanic didn't sink.*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it came at the cost of your grammar.

I wish I didn't have to sleep to keep my energy. I have things to do!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you look like the hunchback of Notre Dame.

I wish I had more money.