Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they all target your wishes without remorse.

I wish I could sleep peacefully every night.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but all your waking hours are torturous.

I wish teachers would notice how much 5 pages is.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they won't notice what the right answer is.

I wish I didn't have responsibilities.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you feel a lack of fulfillment in your life.

I wish I didn't have to learn about every single Literature era ever.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you have to learn about every single toilet era ever.

I wish I could read other people's minds.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they aren't thinking about much.

I wish I knew who the true villain was.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but at the moment you know it, you die.

I wish I had Fume Sorcerer Boots.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're in the wrong game.

I wish all ads were made how Game Grumps make theirs.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now adblock is everywhere.

I wish there would be a perfect map from Earth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the map is made of infrared material.

I wish more celebrities would be down to earth.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but also all the celebrities from the below are back on earth.

I wish I had a new avatar and signature.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's mine.

I wish Autocorrect were more helpful.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you have to pay 1$ every time it autocorrects something.

I wish this game would load faster.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it loads incompletely.

I wish this would stay forever.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you need 4 Lord Souls so it will stay like this forever.

I wish I didn't have these pictures.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that would require you losing all your bones.

I wish Drew Carey would return to Whose Line is it Anyway?.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but he's a vegetable now.

I wish I didn't have hiccup.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but the character from 'How to train your dragon' stars a new character called burp.


I wish I was on this forum.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that's not really special.

I wish I could have stolen TenebrisNemo's avatar and signature instead of Sir monacle's.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you gotta pay 50$.

I wish I had many servants.