Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now they think they're mine.

I wish I had these new things earlier.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but that caused a time paradox and we all got divided by zero.

I wish Leliana's sayings would make sense.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I still don't know what you're talking about.

I wish more people would check out Wario Ware: D.I.Y.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but everyone who checked it became blind.

I wish I got motivation boost.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it only lasts three seconds.


I wish I was no longer pushing the buttons.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you're pushing the screen.

I wish I'm immortal and I could go through any material whenever I want.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you can't experience pleasure.

I wish people wouldn't steal their premises from Will you press the button?.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they stole ya stuff, man!

I wish I could clean myself from dirt, diseases, cancers and infections by using magic.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it causes an innocent child to get it in your place.

I wish it were just a bit warmer so I could wear shorts.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then the mosquito nation attacked.

I wish I had my old avatar, signature and profile picture back.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then Sir monacle takes them.

I wish Nemo went back to normal.

[jimydog000]

Granted, but then the apocalypse comes.

I wish I had a favourite band.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then the apocalypse came and killed everything.

I wish good luck for everyone!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that means no more video games.

I wish the Twins weren't so freaking awful this year.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they rule the world with fear and slavery.

I wish for healthy food for everybody.

[gurren009]

Granted, but that means more waste since everyone will be throwing out there green beans and vegetables.



I wish for my pic and sig to be stolen. ( and no, i did not make this for the reason of being jealous of Sir Monacle, TenebrisNemo, and L1N3R1D3R having fun )

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but your life was also taken away.

I wish Sir monacle is the new gurren009.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now there's no one to make fun of.

I wish I were amazing at improv comedy.

[gurren009]

Granted, but that also means you have to sing soap operas every now and then.


I wish I were as cool as Stephen Fry.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you froze to death.

I wish I'm a god.