Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but everyone secretly hates you.

I wish my pen would work.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't write.

I wish for cut off baby hands.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you get arrested.

I wish I could escape from my house.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can't escape from the murderer.

I wish L1N3R1D3R didn't have secrets.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you now know things you didn't want to.

I wish I knew how to make the custom powerup I want.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you die.

I wish L1N3R1D3R is my servant in life and death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you serve me in the afterlife.

I wish there was only a good afterlife.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's a DLC and you can only buy it if you have 10 000 followers and have played certain games.

I wish I had a job with decent salary.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's working for me.

I wish Nemo knew that I have almost 900 subscribers on YouTube right now.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but Nemo Senpai won't still notice you.

I wish L1N3R1D3R has the most famous YouTube channel in the world.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I stole all your popularity in the process.

I wish me leveling up to level 42 were known worldwide.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you got assassinated because of the threat to end the world.

I wish superheroes exists.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but Earth is caught in the crossfire.

I wish Adobe Premiere Pro weren't so expensive.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now creating a video costs you 1 million euros.

I wish I'm a water bender.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can't bend anything else, even a piece of paper.

I wish more people would visit these forum games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they break the rules all the time.

I wish for some delicious pizza.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you must wear it as your only clothing.

I wish I could get that mental image out of my head.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then I visit your room at midnight with that clothing while dancing around and singing opera.

I wish I wouldn't get to jail after that.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you instead lose all your possessions.

I wish everyone would watch Joe Santagato, a freaking hilarious YouTuber.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then he is not funny anymore when the fame gets into his head.

I wish that wouldn't happen.