Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it is restricted to use when you are on Antarctica.

I wish I could control which songs played on the radio.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you can only choose between Justin Biebers and One Direction's songs.

I wish I'm a potato.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you can never post on forum games.

I wish Nemo's a potato.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then he conquers the world with his fellow potatoes.

I wish I got power boost by activating a Skill Move IRL.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can no longer control your body.

I wish I were hungry enough to eat lunch right now.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it was POISON!

I wish I remember everything what I've learned at school clearly.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can no longer remember anything funny.

I wish we could learn useful things like managing taxes at school.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you do not know how to multitask anymore.

I wish I wasn't so hooked into RPG Maker VX Ace.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you are now hooked into Adele songs.

I wish Adele had more than two decent songs.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, now she has only 3 decent songs and she is as crazy as Nicki Minaj and Miley combined.

I wish I am the ruler of the earth and everyone else are mindless servants!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you are now Donald Trump. Or Donald Duck. Preferably the latter.

I wish I hadn't gotten so used to you being gone that I took that time out of my "schedule".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now I am sometimes a'round and sometimes square.

I wish my laptop didn't broke.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now your English is bad.

I wish Nemo's laptop didn't break.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now your English is bad.

I wish I didn't visit this place when I was tired in the middle of the night.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you are forced to visit at all other times.

I wish people would remember about "Bump the Thread!".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they still ignore it.

I wish people weren't so obsessed with Harambe's death.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now they're obsessed with Abraham Lincoln's death.

I wish I could win Smash tournaments.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you get smashed by salty losers and you become invalid for the rest of your life.

I wish I could film that and hit 100 million views on YouTube.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you immediately get smashed by those same salty losers.

I wish I had more friends to play Monopoly with.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you lose them right after someone needs to give money to someone else.

I wish I had more friends to play Dungeons & Dragons with.