Granted, but it happens right now to only you.
I wish I didn't sleep through alarms.

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12-22-2016 #6741Now with 100% less anime!
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12-22-2016 #6742
Granted, then aliens attack U.S.A and you won't wake up for the alarm and get captured and turned into a slime which lives for 2 seconds.
I wish for good places to hide my stuff.
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12-24-2016 #6743Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but it's in a bomb shelter in China.
I wish I could play games with Mini Ladd.
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12-25-2016 #6744
Granted, but if one of you quits or dies, the bomb within your stomachs will explode.
I wish I can play anything I want.
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12-26-2016 #6745Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you may not take your eyes off the game for one second or you will be lynched.
I wish phones would allow for much more customization so bootlegging them is unnecessary.
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12-27-2016 #6746
Granted, but now the chance to blow up every phone in the world is 97%.
I wish I get Sorin, Solemn Visitor.
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12-28-2016 #6747Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you have just proven your addiction to Magic: The Gathering.
I wish my box could hold a lot more cards, and also become closer to a square than a long rectangle.
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12-29-2016 #6748
Granted, but then you have to use cards as brains.
I wish people would realize that everyone who breathes oxygen dies.
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12-30-2016 #6749Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but people then realize that that's a terrible joke.
I wish I knew which ideas were the funniest to make into cards.
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12-30-2016 #6750
Granted, but you're in Soviet Russia where cards knows which ideas are the funniest to make into you!
I wish dust mites are as big as trucks.
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12-31-2016 #6751Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but why would you do such a thing?
I wish the new year's eve party I'm going to tonight weren't restricted to being family-friendly.
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12-31-2016 #6752
Granted, but then you wake up with pain in your butt.

I wish for a gift box.
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01-01-2017 #6753Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but Sir monacle is inside.
I wish for a monocle.
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01-02-2017 #6754
Granted, but you transform into Sir monacle when you look at it.
I wish I could warp into other places.
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01-04-2017 #6755Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but the first place you must warp to is my house.
I wish phone batteries wouldn't slowly deteriorate the more you charge them.
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01-04-2017 #6756
Granted, but the phones will break completely after using them for 1 week.
I wish I'm invincible.
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01-09-2017 #6757Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you can't leave your house.
I wish I could be in college right now, it seems better than my school currently.
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01-09-2017 #6758
Granted, but then you realize its 100% worse and you get killed by books.
I wish I would live peacefully on the mountains.
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01-13-2017 #6759Now with 100% less anime!
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Granted, but you have no internet access.
I wish I could become an engineer.
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01-13-2017 #6760
Granted, but then you do something wrong and explode at the 1st day.
I wish I wasn't forced to become a slave.
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