Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they run uninteresting stuff and you have to attend all of them for the rest of your life.

I wish people would stop the Trump memes.

[NathanBros]

Granted, now Trump makes people memes.

I wish an iWall, personal wall by Apple (paid by Mexico).

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then Mexico is in large debts and the wall lasts for 4 hours until it collapses and now you're a slave for the rest of your life.

I wish people would find their own things.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they think they're all Trump's and give everything to him.

I wish I could have Donald Trump's haircut, but nothing else about him.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but that haircut eats your brains.

I wish Trump is an Eldrazi.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that means Pence is the president.

I wish I were more confident in myself.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you fail.

I wish I could finish the lore before Thursday.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it contains too many plot holes, and haters rip you to pieces.

I wish I could think of something good.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you copied it from someone and they sue you to oblivion.

I wish hackers didn't ruin my girlfriend's match.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they ruin your relationship with her.

I wish I weren't so indifferent about you having a girlfriend?

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but she forced me to make that wish, man.

I wish you could play more often like before.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then I drop out of high school, live in the streets, and not have enough money for internet.

I wish I didn't miss a day of school because I was sick.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but instead you got into coma and you miss 2 years of school.

I wish other people wouldn't stop me from pursuing my dreams.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but people scold you for imitating Shia LaBeouf.

I wish yesterday I said tomorrow, so I just did it.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you only dream of success, while others wake up and work hard on it.

I wish nothing is impossible.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you are a pop song.

I wish pizza weren't so bad for you.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now it tastes like crap.

I wish I had the power to fix broken stuff.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you have to fix the US Government.

I wish that situation would fix itself.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then the world ends.

I wish that if the world would end, it would be epic as hell.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but all progress in anything as we know it would end. Are you sure you want nothingness?

I wish I could have enough money to comfortably buy small things without worry.