Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but those small things are snakes and they bite you with their venomous fangs and you die.

I wish you can not write.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I can still type, which I can explain to any further acquaintances and sue you with.

I wish censorship wasn't a thing.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now World War 9 is a thing.

I wish I could eat anything I want without any consequences.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you lose all your other property.

I wish YouTube weren't enforcing "advertiser friendly" bull****.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now they enforce censorship even harder and ban you into oblivion.

I wish you had an awful dinner with Michael Rosen.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you have an awful dinner with Vladimir Putin immediately afterward.

I wish that careless driver hadn't ran over Mini Ladd and Jaayy.

[Sir monacle]

Wish granted, except it ran into the tree, which collapsed on top of you.


I wish I didn't visit L1N3R1D3R in the hospital while he recovered.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but instead he visits you everyday after he has died.

I wish L1N3R1D3R and Sir monacle transform into trees.

[Sir monacle]

Wish granted, but we're now outside your house and have the ability to talk.


I wish TenebrisNemo was a pebble.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now I rise other pebbles from their slumber and conquer the world.

I wish I could eat infinite amount of donuts without getting fat or bad health or plastic teeth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can't drink anything without immediately bloating up from all the donuts.

I wish I didn't have to wait through the whole day to play my new game.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now you can't stop. You just keep playing in a locked room leaching off of old pizza and half-eating donuts. You just keep going, and going until you've forgotten what the outside world even looked like. That room is your life now. You shall never leave it.


I wish I didn't spend as much time on these forum games. It's not healthy, especially with cactus punching me.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you spend the rest of your life in a pool full of cactus.

I wish I could live far away from humans.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you now live in a desert without any food, water or shelter. It's also 3.5 billion miles away from civilisation. Enjoy.


I wish this pool of cactus would stop punching me. It hurts.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, now they scratch you instead.

I wish lag wouldn't affect me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can only play ripoffs of successful games.

I wish Sir monacle would play all the forum games, but not take as much effort on each one.

[Sir monacle]

ok granted, but u now hav 2 put up with dis.



I wish I put moar efurt in2 deez nutz forum games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you won't put effort in existence so you starve to death in a few days.

I wish I could finish some stupid things which should have been finished ages ago.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now they're outdated.

I wish I had a much better creative mind.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now you suffer the very same fate as I do, doomed for eternity to never be happy with your work, never able to finish a project, and upon success, it will be the worst thing ever imaginable, or no one will never truly notice that you did anything at all.

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I wish I didn't write so much in this post.