Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're forced to take on the role so people don't notice.

I wish highly religious people wouldn't be so stuck up.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now they're mass murderers.

I wish I can't be killed.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now people make a religion off of you and all get killed for it.

I wish I would always remember to follow the rules.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you cannot follow the law anymore and you get into jail and beaten to death by inmates.

I wish L1N3R1D3R is an immortal spooky skeleton.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, bu--



I wish I were immortal as an otherwise ordinary human.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, bu--



I wish I were immortal as an otherwise ordinary human.

You didn't define what is "ordinary", so now you're a mutant freak with giant ears. Now that's what I'd call ordinary!



If I'm the pope, and all religious people are mass murderers, doesn't that mean I'm a mass murderer?
If so, TeenbriskedNemo wished that he/she/whatever couldn't be killed, so I cannont kill he/she/demon...

I wish I could kill TenebrisNemo!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but when you kill me, I invade your body and soul and control you for the rest of your life.

I wish I could control people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you can only control people who are smarter than you, so you can't do anything about the White House.

I wish we could redo the election with Bernie Sanders instead of Hillary Clinton as the democratic nominee.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then he gets a heart attack and Hillary goes into his place.

I wish I win all arguments.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that includes the argument for your suicide in a year.

I wish Nemo realized that Trump won because Hillary was the democratic nominee.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but Nemo is a fictional fish from the film "finding Nemo", so it has no effect at all.



I wish... I wish I could go up there, one day, all the way up, and into earth, I'm sick of being here, in a fiction planet named Monoculous, the dimension of sir monacle. I wish I could start making sense. I wish I could wish for wishes. I wish I was less greedy. I swish I would stop doing this, as it is making no sense anymore. Help me.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you have to do lots of work for it.

I wish we would stop with the suicide jokes.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, bu--ALLAHU AKBAR!

I wish Sir monacle had correctly spelled his name when he changed it to remove the underscore.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but I somehow manage to die while doing it. I'm a ghost now. ooooOOOOOOooooh!



I wish I could hauunt people. OOOOOooooOOoohhh.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then the Ghostbusters get you. The female ones.

I wish death is just a feeling.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but Hitler must be feeling things, I guess.

I wish Hitler would have just gotten accepted into the art school.

[Sir monacle]

Wish granted, but he uses his "art" to lure people into gas tanks.




I wish I wasn't using comic sans.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you still annoy people.

I wish you guys have Jesus.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but I am now the second coming of Jesus.



I wish I could step into churches without burning into flames.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you get burned by sunlight.

I wish Sir monacle would stop trolling.