Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you become a gladiator in the Roman Empire and you die to your first opponent.

I wish I have servants who would do things for me.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you become infamous and you're arrested for life.

I wish I had a blue shell.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your hands burn because it's coated in acid.




I wish L1N3R1D3R was in prison. ...Again.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are in the same cell with him forever.

I wish I can erase people's memories.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you accidentally erase your own memory, meaning you forget how to erase people's mind. Idiot.




I wish L1N3R1D3R was in a separate prison than me.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you're in the prison of Alcatraz. All alone.

I wish I could give people money.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you give it all to me. Thanks!




I wish I would stop wasting these wishes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you accidentally wasted your lungs and you can't breathe and you die a slow and painful death.

I wish I would stop with the deadly corruptions.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now you're a hippie.




I wish my ear was no longer itchy.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now worms live there and you can't feel anything.

I wish Sir monacle would be the president of the United States.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but I become dictator. The power. I want more.




I wish I didn't start a war with north Korea.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then Trump started it.

I wish we do not have to die for ungrateful people.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now we die for completely ignorant people.

I wish you two would stop playing without me. I wasn't gone for that long, was I?

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now we hack your account and play with it as well.

I wish heat and cold have no effect on me or my body.

[Sir monacle]

granted, but that's only because you no longer have a body. You are just an account on LittleBigPlanet Central.




I wish I could wish upon a star.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are on that star literally and you burn to ashes.

I wish we would all live in harmony, without hate, racism or borders.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but we get killed by other species.




I wish.... Something.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but that something is a disgusting tumor on your face.

I wish I had a new avatar and signature.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it's the same as mine.




I wish I wish that my wish was a wish from a wish from a movie.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but Granted, but

I wish Sir monacle would make a single intelligible post in his entire time on this forum.