Corrupt Wishes

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but everyone is way smarter than you. They start using a complex language that you don't understand.




I wish I was one of dem "big smarty-smart" people.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are also an unhappy drug addict.

I wish racism didn't exist.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, sexism exists ten fold.




I wish I said "Owwie" a lot less.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now you cuss a lot.

I wish Sir monacle wouldn't conquer the world with his plushies.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your ****ing wish has caused me to say **** swears.




I wish I didn't ****ing cuss.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now you talk like a little baby girl.

I wish people wouldn't talk crap.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now they speak words instead.

I wish I didn't have three papers to work on at the same time.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you never have to work again.




I wish I didn't kill L1N3R1D3R.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I killed you.

I wish there were constantly new funny videos to watch.

[Sir monacle]

Granted but those "funny" videos are Vine compilations. Dear god...




I wish we were all grey/gray blobs, whom all have the same likes and dislikes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then we kill ourselves for becoming something which we didn't want to become.

I wish every single person in the world has this card.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now Sir monacle is loved. That's unacceptable!

DYA hump day?

[TenebrisNemo]

Sure, why not?

DYA little gun, lots of holes?

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but that is breaking the rules. Please refrain from doing that.




I wish I had a glass of water.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's filled with L1N3R1D3R's tears because I beat him up with plushies.

I wish L0LR1D3R didn't fool me.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now L1N3R1D3R fools you.




I wish I had a glass of water.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it also has acid.

I wish I wasn't overshadowed.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now you're so famous that everyone hates you.

I wish I had a nice strawberry lemonade right now.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it tastes like vodka.




I wish I had a glass of water.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it tastes like micturation.

I wish this forum's internal dictionary actually accepted real English words.