Corrupt Wishes

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now everyone's playing "You're Banned!" instead.

I wish countries would just get along with each other.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but they get "along" by turning each other into radioactive dust.




I wish my pet rock could talk. It's so lonely on this side of mars...

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it talks only when you are asleep.

I wish my dog would be healthy again.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but that's not what I would call "healthy".




I wish the voices in my head weren't so mean.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now they are loud and sarcastic.

I wish for waffle cookies.

[gurren009]

Granted, but does waffle shaped, poop count?

I wish for all the candy in the world.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they warp into your stomach and you explode.

I wish for WW3, I'm so cool!

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it ends quickly.




I wish you happiness and good health.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it cost your pet rock.

I wish I got unlimited power.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you lose it immediately alongside your life.




I wish I was content with making this wish.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then you become a snail.

I wish for unlimited strength.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now your other max stats are 1.

I wish more people would notice that gurren009 posted somewhere other than "You're Banned!".

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then he gets too famous so that everybody knows his name and start to make memes out from him.

I wish as long as memes exist, so do I.

[gurren009]

Granted, although the memes you get are all the old ones from the 1980s and 90s.

I wish for an actually fun video game!

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it's this game.




I wish I didn't have that game in my steam library.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but instead you have Roller Coaster Tycoon World.

I wish I had a specific passion that apparently everyone my age should have.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's all about suicide passion.

I wish people would know their places.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but they will never know of the outside world, doomed for eternity to stay indoors.




I wish to stop making wishes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now you're a vegetable.

I wish for Sir monacle plushies.

[gurren009]

Granted, but they're all mushed up from him trying to cook them for dinner in his dreams.

I wish to live in Finland, and join TenebrisNemo on our quest for world dominance!