Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you froze to death because it's still snowing in here.

I wish it would stop snowing. Only one month and it's June!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now it's over a hundred degrees.

I wish I had better posture.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it leads to death later on in life.




I wish I would stop having terrifying nightmares of being forced to cook sir monacle plushies.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now it becomes reality.

I wish I could play games all day.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you don't have enough money to play those games anymore.

I wish I could just skip to next school year.

[gurren009]

Granted, but summer has been replaced with school and school has been replaced with summer camp!

I wish for sour ice cream, with a cherry on top.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but the ice cream is made with arsenic.

I wish I could come up with an original idea.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but that "original" idea is stole from someone else.




I wish Gurren would waste more of his/her/whatever's time by playing the LittleBigPlanet Central RPG.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but we have to waste time getting him up to our level.

I wish LBPCentral RPG were more forgiving to newcomers.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now it's boring and everybody wishes for the sweet relief of death, so the forum game can finally end.




I wish that wasn't so dark....

[gurren009]

Granted, but now there's so much light from the Sun's reposition to only 980,000 miles from Earth that your eyes burn out.

I wish to pass all my school work without having to do any school work!

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but you don't need to do anything in life to succeed, and as such everybody lives the same blank lives without any positivity nor any negativity. Life becomes a one-sided coin flip, no matter what you do there will be no consequences, as everything is fair for everyone, forcing you to do no harm. A world where everyone does the same thing, a world where there are no losers, a world where there are no winners.

Everything is fair for everyone.




I wish everything was fair for everyone.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now Stalin rules the world as a communist dictator.

I wish you didn't bring up communist ideas.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. But you did nazi what he came up with next.

I wish puns would kill those who make them.

[gurren009]

Granted, but the people who make them will just come back to life anyways and make even cringier puns

I wish I had apples.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but little did you know that you are a doctor and now you're away from this world.

I wish for actual freedom.

[gurren009]

Granted, but all that freedom is isolated on a desolate island in the Caribbean

I wish that the president would just step down and let the people rule.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it's a wild west all over again.

I wish to live in the world of Treasure Planet.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but the treasure there is not valuable at all.




I wish I was the one ruling mars...

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but there is nothing to rule and you forgot your spacesuit.

I wish Sir monacle is my genie friend.