Corrupt Wishes

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but I can't make any wishes.




I wish I was free from making any more wishes.

[gurren009]

Granted, but then you'll just come back here anyways

I wish I was the poorest man in the world.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are also the richest man in the world when it comes to viruses and diseases.

I wish people wouldn't bark about women's armor.

[gurren009]

Granted, wait no NOT granted, what the heck do you mean!? Ok granted, but "nothing", cuz I don't understand what you mean by "armor".

I wish I could understand what TenebrisNemo meant by "women's armor"

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are not gurren009 anymore.

I wish old grumpy men would just die.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that includes you.

I wish my brain could process one of my needless classes.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your brain believes nothing is needless, meaning that it cannot process anything. Ever.




I wish I knew how to solve this 9-piece puzzle.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you do not know how to live anymore.

I wish I have all the time in the world.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it's lonely. Everyone else has lost their time, just so you can have it. Yet, you live with no remorse in an empty world all by yourself. The thought of the sacrifice others made just so you could have more time never crosses your mind. It's an empty world, yet you only know yourself.



I wish that didn't make tenebrisNemo look narcissistic.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted. Now he drained your life energy.

I wish people would stop complaining.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now tyrants rule the whole world and oppress everyone.

I wish 39% of Americans would notice the corruption of the current White House.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but they do nothing but complain about it.




I wish I was invited to L1N3R1D3R's rinky dink treehouse where they complain about trump.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you are overwhelmed with amazement at how my house is bigger than a treehouse.

I wish people would realize that speaking up is the only way to get what you want.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now Donald Trump is even more powerful

I wish we could all just stop wishing here and go about our lives.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but this game is over. I wish people would highlight text more often.

[Sir monacle]

Can't argue with that.



It's over people. Go home.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but that means your life has no purpose anymore.

I wish you guys would stop turning gold into poop when I am gone.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but I don't think this forum is gold.




I wish my rock was more polite. He just keeps blabbing on during the night.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now it tries to make its master proud 24/7.

I wish Havel the rock wouldn't be misunderstood.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now Dwayne the Rock is.

I wish Sir monacle had highlighted the text at the end of my previous post here.