Corrupt Wishes

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but he also highlighted your whole room.

I wish Daretti would forgetti and not regretti.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Grantetti, butetti thisetti isetti youretti lifetti.

I wish Pac-Man weren't so bad in Smash 4.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, now it's OP as hell. Only ghosts can kill it.

˙ǝɹǝɥʍʎɹǝʌǝ ǝʇıɹʍ suɐɯnɥ ʍoɥ sı sıɥʇ ɥsıʍ ı

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I'm a second-order human.

I wish Panera Bread would bring back their baked chips.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but they taste like crap. now.

I wish for inspiration.

[gurren009]

Granted, but you didn't mention the degree of inspiration, so you've been given kindergarten inspiration

I wish to have more free time.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are tired as hell whenever you have free time.

I wish I had a job which wouldn't consume all my time.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now you're pay has been reduced to 2 cents an hour

I wish everything in life was free.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then anarchy.

I wish everyone had my music tastes.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but your music taste changes to nothing but screaming. Music to everyone's ears now.




I wish I could finally have se-

Wait! I should probably be a bit more specifi- Actually, I probably shouldn't wish for that in front of Gurren. Or anyone, really.

Cover your ears. I wish fo- *Muffled* *mumble* *Canned laughter*


Okay. Make it happen!

[gurren009]

Granted, with no regrets!

I wish Sir monacle wouldn't have wished what he wished

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but that makes you realize that you didn't follow the rules because you didn't corrupt wish.

I wish the entire Trump staff were out of the White House.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but now the Kardashians moved in.

I wish Idiocracy wouldn't turn into a documentary,

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now LBPCentral turns into one.

I wish everyone would subscribe to KryozGaming.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but we all become grey blobs, living the exact same lives, with the exact same interests. Life is dull.




I wish I had a cool-looking doll for my pet rock.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but it's solid like a rock, so it's not really a doll.

I wish professional sports players would stop making silly errors.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but then humans give birth to silly errors all the time.

I wish I can simply have a good time with videogames.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now no one will love you.

I wish I had some ice cream right now.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but it's the last one. From Africa. To satisfy your own hunger, you took away an African child's ice cream... Such a story is plastered no every news station world-wide and no one ever forgives you for what you've done. No one will love you.




I wish life wasn't so harsh when it comes to mistakes.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now you won't learn anything, now will you?

I wish that the PS5 and Xbox Two would just come out already to combat Nintendo's Switch.