Corrupt Wishes

[gurren009]

Granted, but there's barely any games on it anyways

I wish TenebrisNemo came back!

P.S. Only so I can pester him more

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but he pesters you instead

I wish TenebrisNemo came back!

P.S. Only so he can revive more forum games

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but he revives a forum, rather than you. You're dead now.




I wish TeenbriskedNemos was back!



P.S. Only so I can punch him in the face for leaving.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but I'm ending this trend.

I wish there wasn't an objective grade attached to a subjective class.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now the teacher has given you a subjective grade in an objective class, because that teacher is gurren009 and gurren009 no like you!!! Muhahahahaha!

P.S. I know I'm a terrible actor.

I wish thunder wasn't so loud and scary.

[Sir monacle]

Granted, but now they whisper terrible things to you. Such terrible things...




I have nothing to wish for. I am complete.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now TenebrisNemo's wishes fall on you.


I wish Humans would just destroy Earth already so we can all migrate to Mars.

[NathanBros]

Granted, but there's no life support on Mars.

I wish the moon colonized.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but where is the moon colonizing? And what will happen to our tides?

I wish my extremely helpful educational assistant weren't leaving after this year.

[gurren009]

Granted, now he/she lives in your house.

I wish bugs and thunderstorms wouldn't come out in the summer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now all the hail comes out.

I wish I always knew what my teachers really mean when they ask for something really broad.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now your teachers always call on you, even if your hand isn't raised.

I wish my school's mascot wasn't a pegasus.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, now it's a snail.

I wish my Switch would ship already.

[gurren009]

Granted, but the framerate sucks anyways

I wish I could live in candyland!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, now you're a drug addict.

I wish I get some sparkling roses now that I am back.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but they're not real life roses. They're the roses behind your character in your signature.

I wish I knew whether that's what TenebrisNemo meant.

[gurren009]

Granted, but what he was actually thinking about was rather inappropriate

I wish my room wasn't so small.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but now it echoes so much that you can't focus.

I wish I had unlocked the Gold Glider in Mario Kart 8 before I got Deluxe.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now it's in Sonic All-Stars Racing.

I wish, no, I BELIEVE I CAN FLY!!!! Fine.... I wish I could fly

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you are high as fudge and the world around you spins so quickly that you throw up every five hours.

I wish I have unlimited power.