Corrupt Wishes

[Ninja20101]

Granted, but you can no longer play any other game besides those two.

I wish EA wasn't such a crappy company that ruins everything.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now Nintendo goes bankrupt.

I wish I was president of the US, so I could just send nuclear bombs to anyone I don't like.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but then you get impeached quicker than Trump.

I wish Ninja20101 would also post on more forum games.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now I've gone back to posting only in "You're Banned"

I wish it was 2069.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you're dead.

I wish I had more money.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it has been laundered.

I wish a colossus awakens in the middle of U.S.A.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now you destroy everything and everyone around you.

I wish an alien UFO would just come to Earth already.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but the government shoots it down immediately and hides the whole incident from the public.

[gurren009]

Granted, but you didn't wish for anything

I wish TenebrisNemo wished for something!

[Ninja20101]

Granted, but he wished for nothing. "I wish for nothing." BOOM! Nothing


I wish that the National animal of the United States was a Unicorn.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now everyone is obsessed with unicorns.

I wish I was better at Overwatch!

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but you still need healing.

I wish I'll get all trophies from Dark Souls 2 soon.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now Dark Souls 3 comes to ruin your life.

I wish my cat didn't chew my wii motion sensor bar wire so that I could play Zelda

[Ninja20101]

Granted, but your cat ends up eating your Wii.


I wish I could spend more time on cleaning my house.

[TenebrisNemo]

Granted, but it consumes all your time.

I wish I was better at creating cards.

[Ninja20101]

Granted, but you lose the ability for creating everything else.

I wish summer vacation was longer.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you accidentally sleep through the extra days.

I wish I had more friends to play my Switch with.

[gurren009]

Granted, but now they all betray you and move to Xbox One.

I wish I could still play my Wii, if only my cat didn't break my wii motions sensor

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Granted, but you had to spend hundreds of dollars on a new sensor.

I wish Nintendo would have Virtual Console on the Switch.

[gurren009]

Granted, but it doesn't have any cross compatibility, so there are barely any games on it

I wish I was 420 years old. * No MLG intended*