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    Granted, but I also become terrible terror terrorist, and start to terrorize your life. Terror.

    I wish people would stop praising mediocrity.

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    Granted, but everyone has been brainwashed to worship the worst things.

    I wish my latest YouTube video wasn't falsely claimed by YouTube for a song it doesn't have.

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    Granted, but now Youtube pays someone to commit a robbery under your identity.

    I wish I wasn't turning 18 soon.

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    Granted, but instead you skip twelve years and turn 30 instead. Goodbye, young adulthood!

    I wish I was being paid more for my job.

  5. #7985

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    Granted, but each workday is hell and you have no time for your personal life.

    I wish I got the power.

  6. #7986

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    Granted, but you lose all your hair in the process. It makes you like this one anim-

    I wish I stopped making anime references.

  7. #7987

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    Granted, now your life is gray and without personality.

    I wish real life is anime and anime is real life.

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    Granted, but now all girls have big anime tiddies that are hard to ignore.

    I wish I didn't have to do so much reading comprehension in my classes.

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    Granted, now you're forced to do group projects with retards.

    I wish I can steal the moon.

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    Granted, but in the next movie you have to go to a wacky mall with your adopted daughters.

    I wish the rest of Despicable Me was more popular than the Minions.

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    Granted, but then Minions becomes a hidden gem, and those few people who know it raise it onto the pillar of masterpieces. Ugh.

    I wish everyone would forget the time Dunkey beat Sky in Smash.

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    Granted, but now everyone's talking about the time Sky beat Dunkey instead.

    I wish I were much better at reading comprehension.

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    Granted, but you can't comprehend the real world anymore, and so you become a grey-haired weird guy who is intelligent for sure but has no social skills at all.

    I wish I beat both Sky and Dunkey in Smash on first try even though I don't play the game.

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    Granted, but nobody will want to mention the time that you did that.

    I wish I didn't have a small paper, a big paper, a presentation, and two tests all in the span of two weeks.

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    Granted, now you have only to prepare for WW3 in two weeks.

    I wish that every injury I suffer happens to L1N3R1D3R at the same time.

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    Granted, but every illness I have now also happens to you at the same time.

    I wish I had a PlayStation 4 so I could play Dreams.

  17. #7997

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    Granted, but it gets stolen right after you get it.

    I wish I have a personal maid.

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    Granted, but she's a strong independent woman who don't need no master.

    I wish my dorm room didn't have ladybugs in it.

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    Granted, but now its infested with mice.

    I wish kids in my grade would just do their work. I mean c'mon, its Senior year. Why slack off now when you're only a few meters away from the finish line?

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    Granted, but they do it so well that the grading standard is adjusted, pushing you to an F.

    I wish there weren't so many overfull classes during registration. It's messing with my plans!

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