Stand Up Comedy Thread

[Marino]

Post your favorite comics and routines.

Remember, if the routine contains offensive material, put the video in:

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Demetri Martin: Contains Slight Profanity
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[Code1337]

Two words, Gabriel Iglesias.
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[osiris13]

anything by Ron White!

[Stuff]

So a guy walks into a bar.
LOL

So a baby seal walks into a club.
LOL

So a preist a rabbi and lawyer walk into a bar, and the bar tender slams his drink down and says "THATS IT. EVERYBODY OUT."

So a guy comes into a bar and sets a giraffe down on the table, and the bar tender says "hey you cant leave that lyin there." The guy stares at him funny and says "Sir, thats not a lion, thats a giraffe!"

This one will probably get me an infraction but....

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?
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[Marino]

That's not exactly what this thread is for, it is for actual videos of comics.

[Stuff]

That's not exactly what this thread is for, it is for actual videos of comics.

this is my stand up act.

[Marino]

this is my stand up act.

[Stuff]

[UmJammerSully]

I saw the thread title and thought "I think I'll introduce lulz across the board by showing Demitri Martin" but it seems Marino beat me to it right off the bat. With stuff of his I haven't seen before, I might add. Bravo!

Instead, here's Pablo Francisco:

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[whatisnarwhal]

Steven Wright. Using spoiler just in case, plus it reduces lag.
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[Reshin]

Now that is funny,

back in topic: Dane Cook, he makes you nostalgic for the old punch-line jokes, but man his stories are funny.

Warning; contains some profanity and pokes fun of some beliefs. Some religion and belief tolerance are required (you know who you are)

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[Thee-Flash]

Ricky Gervais

now this is only some of his work and everyone knows him but he is GREAT! now im Christian so it's ok

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and also eddie Murphy has some AWESOME work!!

[flakmagnet]

Eddie Izzard.

Search "Death Star Canteen" on Youtube. I'd link, but no YT access atm.

[supersickie]

Ricky Gervais

It's a shame he hasn't caught on more here in America. I think the man is a comedy genius and the stuff he's written along with Steve Merchant is nothing short of brilliant, but a good deal of Americans just can't appreciate his complex sense of humor. Oh well.

I don't have YouTube access here at work so it makes posting videos difficult to say the least. So, how about some of my favorites then?

Sam Kinison
Eddie Murphy
Ricky Gervais
Bill Hicks
Mitch Hedberg

All should be very easy to find on YouTube.

[Frank-the-Bunny]

right now Jim Gaffigan also Pablo Fransicso and Steven Lynch the singing comedian

[Marino]

Now that is funny,

back in topic: Dane Cook, he makes you nostalgic for the old punch-line jokes, but man his stories are funny.

Not only is Dane Cook extremely unfunny, he actually STEALS jokes from other comedians. I have no respect for that man. Yeah, pre-teens like him, but they develop a sense of humor sooner or later.


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I am Dane Cook! I tell unfunny observations while acting like I have A.D.D!

Just a few jokes Dane CRook has stolen:
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[moleynator]

Achmed the dead terrorist.

I would post it, but it might offend some people. If it dont think it will offend you (Religion?) then youtube it. Its the one with millions of views.

[Marino]

George Carlin:

Contains profanity and honesty, may be offensive to some people, you know who you are.

[Watch YouTube Video]

[Reshin]

I'll miss George Carlin, one of my favorite comedians, which reminds me of my fav act of his

Warning; cursing and a just a little pinch of ignorance (Not for Al Gore)
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Also; why so intolerant Marino? Your just outright intolerant of other people's beliefs and opinions. People love Dane Cook (A lot for that matter) and because you find him annoying (A lot of people do) you downright mock everyone that do... Man, learn some tolerance

[Frank-the-Bunny]

Watch Pablo Fransisco or Jim Gaffigan they have an odd sense of telling the jokes but once they are told they are funny. I like both of them give em a try at least.