The system can perfectly describe every presidential candidate.
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08-05-2016 #801
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08-05-2016 #802
The system becomes the ideal presidential candidate.
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08-06-2016 #803
The system saves millions of lives.
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08-06-2016 #804
One of those lives is Hitler.
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08-06-2016 #805
But the system was smart because Hitler is the one who killed Hitler!
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08-07-2016 #806
The system knows how to handle paradoxes.
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08-08-2016 #807
The system knows how to defuse a bomb.
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08-08-2016 #808
Sorry, but Keep Talking and Nobody Explodes isn't a realistic depiction of a bomb.
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08-10-2016 #809
The system shuts L1N3R1D3R's mouth before terrorists get any new bomb ideas.
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08-10-2016 #810
Though isn't that beneficial, since anyone who has played the game knows how to disarm those modules?
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08-12-2016 #811
The system has a simulator for future bomb defusing squads.
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08-13-2016 #812
The simulator takes too much RAM, so it only runs at 10 FPS at 144p.
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08-24-2016 #813
The system has an emitter inside of it which emits unlimited RAM with unlimited lifespan.
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08-24-2016 #814
The system can emulate any game from any system at a smooth framerate and high definition.
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08-24-2016 #815
The system can protect itself from toddlers.
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08-25-2016 #816
However, it can no longer protect itself from Sir monacle.
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08-26-2016 #817
But the system knows that Sir monacle is the one who stops Sir monacle.
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08-27-2016 #818
The system does not fail in the face of paradoxes.
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08-27-2016 #819
The system does not fail in the face of the last boss.
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08-28-2016 #820
But it does fail in the rest of the boss's head.
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