smart question, dumb answer

[Cactii]

its easy: someone gives a smart question, and someone gives a dumb answer.

ill start: whats the square root of 36?

[nosemomkey]

it is a triangle, a big triangle...

how does a laptop's motherboard works?

[GameRoom]

It gives birth to data, obviously.

Can you take the hypotenuse of a hippopotamus and square it to get the tail?

[TheUltraDeino]

turn its tail to a square, duh

what is the most complicated way to kill a magikarp?

[dbibby88]

you tickle it's chin.

Best way to turn on a television?

[abyssalassassin]

Get a Wes-44 and shoot the screen, western style.

How to make toast?

[nysudyrgh]

Sob it in water and whack it with a hammer.
Does anyone happen to know what color my level "Green!" might be ?

[dbibby88]

Your level is most definitely terracotta

What shape is the moon?

[TheUltraDeino]

the moon is mexico-shaped

which way is up?

[nysudyrgh]

Its towards the bottom of that hole over there.
Why is this typed in white again ?

[TheUltraDeino]

Wait, no question?
kthen,

how do you fix a broken TV?

[dbibby88]

You stick it in the bath.

What do guns shoot?

[TheUltraDeino]

guns shoot pellets that are candy that you should eat

what would you do for a kondike bar?

[nysudyrgh]

I would highlight my previous post. (hint, hint)
Why can't I enter the void ?

[biorogue]

you don't have enough pancakes

how do light bulbs work?