smart question, dumb answer

[gdn001]

Santa got stuck in there first.

How can a cat always land on its feet?

[TheUltraDeino]

It uses a jetpack

Why are we not furry like other mammals?

[Outlaw-Jack•]

Cuz God's cruel like that.

How come you can't repackage graham crackers once you open them?

[TheUltraDeino]

Because the Graham crackers are God in disguise

Who is Charlie Sheen?

[Sackgirlsrule]

A person that exists on planet Earth

How was tech invented? Like space on a Lap-Top, being able to have a virtual world! It's awesome! But how did it come to be?

[nysudyrgh]

They use the portal gun to throw your data in the cyberspace dimension.
Why do I throw stuff at other moving stuff ?

[TheUltraDeino]

because the other moving stuff are trying to kill you

But, why are they trying to kill you?

[nysudyrgh]

Because they are -20% lesser than me.
Why is this typed in white again ? and why didn't you highlight mah post with the same question ?

[TheUltraDeino]

Better Question, why is THIS text green?

Why didn't I notice your first white text?

[nysudyrgh]

Because you failed at the green text writing.
Why did you fail ?

[TheUltraDeino]

I didn't fail.

Are you color blind?

[nysudyrgh]

Yes, problem with it ?
Why am I colorblind ?
(For the guys who would actually believe me, I'm not color blind.)

[GameRoom]

Because you look at colors too much.

Why?

[nysudyrgh]

Thats why.
How is it possible that the blackbox of an airplane is actually orange ?

[Sackgirlsrule]

Because they spilled orange juice on it

How did all the worlds states and countries, street names, city, state, all discovered and named?