smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

By not being online.

This is a psychological test. Can you touch this?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, sure.

How can you express wavelength in terms of energy levels jumped?

[TenebrisNemo]

Yes.

If you are a god then why aren't you making any miracles?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm Thor, duh.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

[TenebrisNemo]

Dude, she never existed.



What makes you think that this plan is going to fail?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because it will.

Who was the executive force that okayed the Declaration of Independence?

[TenebrisNemo]

A human.

To be or not to be?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I don't like bees.

Is it possible for a republic to stand where the people are immoral?

[TenebrisNemo]

Republic doesn't stand anywhere, it doesn't have legs.

Who is more foolish, the dump or the ones who follows him?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Heh heh, dump.

What is the ratio of lead to uranium in this chunk of rock? We need it in order to date the rock.

[TenebrisNemo]

Uh, 2016?

Who has the right to take another person's life?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I do.

In what ways are the American and French Revolutions similar and different?

[TenebrisNemo]

Different: europeans and americans. Similiar: both had revolutions.

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody isn't around to hear it, does it make sound?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, duh.

Wherefore art thou, o Romeo?

[TenebrisNemo]

Shut up and make me a sammich.

What does Mr. Wallace look like!?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Mr. Wallace.

How would you go about solving a limit of indeterminate form?

[TenebrisNemo]

Solvin' it.

You've been sentenced to death by an electric chair for stealing the water of so many cities for 10 years now. Any last words?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why, again?

Where are generous people when you need them?

[TenebrisNemo]

In jail. Huee.

Hm? What have we here?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Donuts! YAY!

How do you get started solving the hardest sudoku?