smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

It's classified.

Intercept their communication? How do I do that?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Jump in the way.

Why do people keep underrating Pac-Man's potential in Smash 4?

[TenebrisNemo]

It has dem limbs!

I saw few Grey Wardens wandering in this swamp. "Why are they here? What are they going to do?" I asked myself. So I saw you scavenging around this destroyed tower. Why is that?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I like it here.

Why would it be a wise idea to lock your house when you're home alone?

[TenebrisNemo]

To keep away the homeless of course.

WDYDW I use this question here?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Get angry.

What is the evidence you have gotten from that crime site?

[TenebrisNemo]

Well, duh, the game spoiler tells me who's the bad guy.

Greetings, my friend! May I know your name?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Line rider or sumfin.

What is death more than a new adventure which you begin at the end of your life?

[TenebrisNemo]

I wouldn't call rotting in graveyard an adventure.

What do you do when Luigi steals your girl?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Mamma mia!

How do you factor a difference of cubes?

[TenebrisNemo]

This is small. This is big. End of story.

When is the right time to take out the steak from the oven?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

When it's done.

Do you think the universe could survive without the sun as we know it now?

[TenebrisNemo]

I believe in the Bible.

You are a person with huge status and reputation. Take them away, what are you?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

A king.

Is it not true that the metaphysics of the universe proves the existence of gravity?

[TenebrisNemo]

Heathen! God will send you to the underworld!

Tell me, have you ever danced with the devil in pale moonlight?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, that's weird.

Sir_monacle, where have you gone now?

[TenebrisNemo]

He's not your Sir_monacle, pal!

How many dragon balls do I need to get my ultimate wish?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, eleventy two, maybe.

Why do Jigglypuff and King Dedede not get their deserved buffs in Smash 4?

[TenebrisNemo]

Jigglypuff doesn't exist.

There's 3 crows on the tree. Hunter shoots one. How many crows are left?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, three?

Take all my loves, my love, yea take them all:
What hast thou then more than thou hadst before?