Water isn't food ya dummie!
Why was Napoleon's invasion of Russia unsuccessful, even though he technically won the battles?
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Thread: smart question, dumb answer
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04-10-2016 #1041
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04-10-2016 #1042
He was short.
What are you prepared to do for someone you love?
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04-11-2016 #1043Talentless Hack
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I've planned it all out... I jump from the bushes and beat her with a stick!
What do you mean that's a bad idea!?
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04-11-2016 #1044
You done kill her!
If x-3y=1 and 2x+y=23, what are x and y?
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04-13-2016 #1045
Letters.
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met, but you can bet before we're through. How do I make a man out of you?
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04-13-2016 #1046
Uh, I'm a woman.
Might the existence of water outside Earth suggest possible extraterrestrial life?
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04-15-2016 #1047
Lol, ecks dee, my water bottle has no life while I'm in space.
So, what do you say? Why not help one another on this lonely journey?
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04-16-2016 #1048
No, I wanna eat this cake NOW!
Defendant Nemo, you have just listened to the prosecution. Have you a reply?
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04-18-2016 #1049
Objection! The golden cookie had no name on it!
Have you made friends with the man by the sea?
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04-18-2016 #1050
No, that dude's creepy as hell.
How am I supposed to know how to structure a good sonnet when I have never been taught it?
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04-19-2016 #1051
With love, my friend. With the power of love.
How many hippies is needed to change the lamp?
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04-20-2016 #1052
Just me, bro.
How many blues singers does it take to change a lightbulb?
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04-20-2016 #1053
Just you, pal.
How many Donald Trumps does it take to change a lightbulb?
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04-20-2016 #1054Talentless Hack
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Ha! I have higher magic than your card!
Are you prepared for the highest form of torture imaginable by man?
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signature 2017: "The more you struggle with something, the more rewarding it feels to finish it." --sir monacle
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04-20-2016 #1055
No, I don't want Trump to be president!
Is it strange to not want a relationship?
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04-21-2016 #1056
Ha! Forever alone!
Not everyone seek companionship. Let people live their lives in the way they want, as long as it's healthy for them and everyone else, right?
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04-21-2016 #1057Talentless Hack
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You're marrying my daughter.
Is that a tree?
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04-21-2016 #1058
It's you in a mirror.
How many Sir monacles does it take to learn the rules?
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04-22-2016 #1059
Infinity.
Quickly, I need to defuse the bomb! What do I do with a red button that says "Detonate"?
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04-22-2016 #1060
You press it, that's how you detonate the bomb for the Dark Lord!
That joke was terrible, now, wasn't it?Last edited by TenebrisNemo; 04-22-2016 at 06:05 AM.
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