smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

The fact that I didn't kill everyone with a headshot.

How did you manage to kill me from that distance?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Guns, yo.

Given the benefits and the harms, do you approve of legalizing marijuana?

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm high, bruuh. Let 'em smoke weed evridei!

What do the people make of us?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Selfies, right?

If you know the value of a function and its derivative at one point, how can you approximate the value of the function at a nearby point?

[TenebrisNemo]

Best I can do is 2$.

If a nuclear bomb would detonate in your home, how many lives and cities would be lost from the aoe?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Aoe? Idunno what that means.

What is the boiling point of a 0.251m solution of urea in sulfuric acid?

[TenebrisNemo]

POINT OF NO RETURN!

How much is this going to cost me, exactly?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

All teh cashes.

What is the ratio of side length to atom radius in a face-centered cubic unit cell?

[TenebrisNemo]

Did you say ration!?

Answer me! Why is a Belmont planning a resurrection of Count Dracula?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cause it sounds cool.

What is suggested by Candide not accepting happiness in Eldorado but instead continuing his quest?

[TenebrisNemo]

How many times do I have to go through dangerous moments in order to get in there?

[Sir monacle]

You just have to open the door. Here, let me do it for you.


Isn't that a strange way to say hello?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Howdy, y'all.

What are your criteria for judging the quality of a film?

[TenebrisNemo]

Lol ur movi suk!

I've scoured near and far, but no sight of her. Where could she have gone?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

She no like you, duh.

Using ten trapezoids to approximate, what is the integral from 0 to pi of e^x * sin(x^cosx) with respect to x?

[TenebrisNemo]

DOCTOR X IT'S YOU!

Hey, what is that tall guy in a tuxedo at the background? He looks pretty pale, too.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

He's dead, Jim. Take his stuff.

If the Earth should run out of materials, where would life be preserved then?

[TenebrisNemo]

Internet.

What good is a shepherd when all the wolves are gone?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Keep sheep, dawg.

The cast of Whose Line consistently jokes about Colin being bald, but is he even balder than the rest?

[TenebrisNemo]

Think you I would forget such a thing?