smart question, dumb answer

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Duh, yeah.

If g(x) = x*f(x), f(2) = 3 and f'(2) = 6, then what is g'(2)?

[TenebrisNemo]

Your mom.

'Tis a terrible pity, like a moth fluttering towards a flame. You fellows, no? Don't you agree?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

3 sm4rt 5 me!!!!!1!!!1!!one!!

Is Candide really to blame for leaving Eldorado? After all, he had to meet Cunegonde, no?

[TenebrisNemo]

If Earth suddenly stopped then what would happen?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

ALL THE THINGS!

Can you really experience anything subjectively?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ho ho ho, what seems to be the ruckus?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

We're playing Ruckus.

Ho ho ho, and what do you want for Christmas, little Tommy?

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm not your Tommy, old man!

Ho ho ho, at least you know your own name?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Get out, Santa Fraud!

What is the nature of the rise in popularity of trends?

[TenebrisNemo]

I liked it before it was cool, you filthy newcomer!

Why is it that duck's quack doesn't echo?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because reasons.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

[TenebrisNemo]

Why is it that camels doesn't cough?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

They're CAMELS!

How are the philosophies of Luther and Calvin similar and different?

[TenebrisNemo]

They were humans.

What was the last crusade of the world?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Crusaders, of course.

How can we edit the game files so that this glitch might be avoided in the future?

[TenebrisNemo]

By deleting the glitch, duh.

Why is it that carrots are good for your eyesight?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I make my glasses out of them.

Using cylindrical shells, what is the volume of the solid obtained by rotating the area in the first quadrant bounded by y = sin(x^2) and x = sqrt(pi) around the y-axis?

[TenebrisNemo]

Metal Gear Rex.

Why is it that this error pops up every minute?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

ERROR404.

What is the ending you add onto a 4th declension neuter noun in the ablative plural in Latin?

[TenebrisNemo]

Seen 8:36 AM

Why is it that the rum is always gone?