smart question, dumb answer

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Duh, I dunno...*passes out*

What is the rhetorical effect of the anastrophe that Rowling uses in this section of her commencement address?

[TenebrisNemo]

You're still not getting to Hogwarts, mate.

Would you like if I give you a hint?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I guess...Tic Tac Toe is hard!

Where would humanity be if not for its unique speech capabilities?

[Robo4900]

In a slightly cheaper house with a slightly higher mortgage, and a slightly worse car.

What is the total mass of the moon?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's too big to fit on my scale!

What is the mentality behind finding certain things boring?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ur still boring.

What do you mean the bomb has been planted?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You Will Die!

Why did people think for the longest time that tomatoes were poisonous?

[TenebrisNemo]

I put poison in your ketchup.

Why do you think the game is bad if you're just not good at it yet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cause I hate it!

Well, if you know the change of base formula, then what is ln(8)/ln(2)?

[TenebrisNemo]

You still not getting that Formula, m8!

What makes you think that I can beat this boss?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Bombs, arrows, sword.

What causes certain people to feel sexual feelings toward inanimate objects?

[TenebrisNemo]

Dem curves, m8!

Why do people insult other people on the internet, just to feel better?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cuz u suk!

Why do we waste our time with trivial activities like forum games and not use it to be productive?

[TenebrisNemo]

Cuz it's fun I guez.

What if I told you that being famous is not as awesome as it sounds like?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're soooooo wrong!

What are the three processes that govern all of cellular respiration?

[TenebrisNemo]

You have been sentenced to death for spreading cancerous poop videos all over internet. Any last words?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Poop, guys!

Is it just me, or did this building somehow morph from when we first entered it?

[TenebrisNemo]

But enough talk, have at you!

Who discovered America before Columbus?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Americans, duh.

How can you prove that on a right triangle, the square of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the legs?

[TenebrisNemo]

How many years would it take to get to pluto?