smart question, dumb answer

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I think a million.

Why did Hitler think his ideology was reasonable?

[TenebrisNemo]

'Cause killstreak, man!

You've ever been the ally of humans. Have you forgotten what they did to your mother?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You killed him?!?!?

If the hypotenuse of a right triangle is 13 units and one leg is 5 units, what is the length of the other leg?

[TenebrisNemo]

The length is a leg.

Legolas, what do your elf eyes see?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Things.

What is the optimal shape of fence to maximize area for a given fence length?

[TenebrisNemo]

Your mom.

What do you have to eat so your sight in the darkness would be better?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Carrots.

Where in the world is Avalon Centrifuge?

[TenebrisNemo]

In LBP.

What should we do to a drunken sailor?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Love his bum!

Why are people enticed by peer pressure when they are well aware of the risks in their actions?

[TenebrisNemo]

This bomb is gonna explode anyway!

I have four legs at morning, two legs at midday and three legs at evening. What am I?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not normal.

Can someone kindly explain to me how the activity system of LBPCentral works?

[TenebrisNemo]

Magic.

I am better than the god, more evil than the devil. The poor people have me, the rich people want me and if you eat me you will die. What am I?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wha? That maks no sens!

The system has detected an error in the sound device. Fixing the issue will restart the system. Do so now?

[TenebrisNemo]

GOD I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF AN ONLINE RANKING MATCH!

I am first in earth, second in heaven. I appear two times in a week. You can only see me once in a year, although I'm in the middle of sea. What am I?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Something with water, I'm thirsty.

What is a possible linear function such that its integral from 1 to 3 is 30?

[TenebrisNemo]

One, two, three, four! *drum solo*

But for you and I, it's all ancient history. You have to ask yourself; does it really matter?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nothing matters, it all voids.

What is a practical application of using LittleBigPlanet's wormholes that is not teleportation?

[TenebrisNemo]

For holez!

How many times will these lambs rush to slaughter?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

They don't know jack!

Is there a lit indicator with label "FRK" anywhere on the bomb?

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't know but I wound this red button and maybe it will- KA-BOO- Toot toot toot toot...

If you have nothing to hide then why are you trying to get us out?