smart question, dumb answer

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I don't wanna die!

Can you tell me the label and position of the button you are about to press? We may need that information later.

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm gonna die I'm gonna die I'm gonna die!

How the hell Michael Rosen married Michael Rosen?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Science, dude.

Can anyone provide evidence of Michael Rosen actually eating a bag of plums at age 6?

[TenebrisNemo]

Umh, I don't know!

How did clone of Michael Rosen's clone knew the events of what happened to Michael Rosen?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Time travel, yo!

Nemo, you're the defendant. Do you have anything to say on behalf of your side?

[TenebrisNemo]

**** happens, guys!

Thy fareth well to find me. But cometh thee not for the grave of Sir Artorias?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Stop talking old stuff!

Dost thou knoweth the man of muffins?

[TenebrisNemo]

Yes. I ate him.

Alright, L1N3R1D3R, did you say the F word at school?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

**** no, why would I do that?

Taking every aspect of society into account, where will humanity be in fifty years?

[TenebrisNemo]

Dead!

Don't worry. It is a good old time, isn't it?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I hate this all!!!

What changes could be made to the sky in Skyward Sword to make it a more fun and interactive experience?

[Sir monacle]

Make the clouds tiny swords for a more ironic effect.


What type of question is that?

[TenebrisNemo]

Wierd one!

How can we trust you when you kick random people into pits?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cuz there bad peeps!

Why do stores advertise Christmas and not Thanksgiving after Halloween?

[TenebrisNemo]

Last Christmas, I gave you my heart...

Tell me, did you dance with the devil on pale moonlight?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hell no! ...see what I did, there, with the thing?

Why have humans not yet evolved to require less sleep given modern society?

[TenebrisNemo]

Because evolution isn't real.

Why should I keep on going when I know nothing good will come of it?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just do it! SHIA LABUEOEEOUF!

Now that you're holding the button down, what color did the strip of light on the right turn?

[Sir monacle]

I don't know, I wasn't paying attention.


Your pet is quite obviously dead, crushed by the mass and weight of your piano, no doubt, which begs the question; why did you drop a piano on your pet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cause piano's heavy!

Given Nemo's inactivity for over two days and yet his retention of 99.8% activity, I must pop the question: How exactly does the activity system of the forum work?