smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

What is the place you can truly call "home"?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Home, duh.

How can you calculate pi using a one inch needle and several parallel lines two inches apart?

[TenebrisNemo]

Did someone say PIE!?

Mayor, how do you know that he is the guilty guy?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just look at 'im! Ain't it obvious?

Given the recent tragedies in the United States, how shall we redefine the gun law for equality and safety for all?

[TenebrisNemo]

BANG BANG, 'MURICA!

Believe it or not, Oolacile has brought the Abyss upon itself. Fooled by that toothy serpent, they upturned the grave of primeval man and incited his ornery wrath. What could they have been thinking?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

They're dumb, guys!

Is it even possible for a wire to be so small as to fit inside an animal cell?

[TenebrisNemo]

Haha, you said "cell"!

Ah yes, Ventus. Tell me, has he learned to put up a decent fight yet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Sure, he can kill anyone, why wouldn't he?

Considering all aspects of game design, which forum game is objectively the best?

[TenebrisNemo]

The one I create! NOOB!

If you would be the king of the world, what would you do?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I want pizza! Gimme!

Why are rare gems less expensive than the more common nocturnal palm-tree beetles in Animal Crossing: New Leaf?

[TenebrisNemo]

Cuz screw you thats why!

I start with the letter E, I end with the letter E. I contain only one letter, yet I am not the letter E. What am I?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What is this...that's not right!

Biologically, what distinguishes extroverts from introverts?

[TenebrisNemo]

They are not waffles!

Why didn't the history tell us about the war crimes the allies committed at WWII?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Not important!

Were you there when they crucified my lord?

[TenebrisNemo]

Uh, yeah, totally!

What is bravery without a dash of recklessness?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I said a dash of KETCHUP, dumb***!

How does the storage of memories work physiologically with the brain's structure?

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't remember.

If the world is flat then why haven't we found the border yet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

What'chu talkin' 'bout, dawg?

Given his horrible acts, why did people still avidly support Adolf Hitler?

[TenebrisNemo]

CUZ POWAH!

If I hit myself and get hurt, am I too weak or too strong?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nemo OP pls nerf.

Seriously, what mechanism in the forum dictates you having more activity than me?