smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

HA! I'M THE BEST!

Should I be productive or be a useless piece of crap just like before?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You useless son of a--

Why was the Holy Roman Emperor unable to prevent the Reformation from occurring?

[TenebrisNemo]

Cooldown, man!

What is two days after the day after the day before yesterday?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Today is my birthday!

Place two circles of radius 5 in a 10 x 20 rectangle. Draw a diagonal of the rectangle. What is the area of the space bounded by the newly formed right triangle which remains outside the circles?

[TenebrisNemo]

Instructions unclear, accidentally summoned Satan.

How do you know the egg is rotten without opening it?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Break it open, duh.

This map is quite large and has a great amount of props. Can I get a hint of your location with a minute remaining?

[TenebrisNemo]

IN TEH MAP IDIUT!

How are you able to figure something like that out from a crappy translation?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I KNOW it says that, Nemo! Goddammit!

Miles, why have you shown up to school in your pajamas?

[TenebrisNemo]

Cuz mah clother were MILES AWAY BA DUM TISS

Considering the fact that once I returned and my laptop broke, I keep wondering; Is this a sign?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

No, it's a laptop.

Why can a piece of paper only bend in one direction at a time?

[TenebrisNemo]

Because he is not the true wind bender!

Do I look like a man with a plan?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Just tell me where this goddam Panama Canal is!

What is the most logical explanation for this forum censoring "dam.n" (without the period)?

[TenebrisNemo]

IT HURT MAH FEELINGS IMMA TELL MOM!

So smug, but for how long?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I love mugs!

When you help someone, do you ever think, "What's in it for me?"

[TenebrisNemo]

Meth. Lots of meth.

I have a bed but I do not sleep, I have a mouth but I do not eat. You hear me whisper, but I never talk. You can see me run, yet I never walk. What am I?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ghosts!

Could you stand right here and then slowly walk in a straight line?

[TenebrisNemo]

Lol, the floor is lava!

How do you defeat the Ice Titan within 1 minute and 30 seconds?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

With fire.

How can you prove that integration is the reverse process of differentiation?

[TenebrisNemo]

With lawyers, bruh.

What country are you from? What? Well that's a country which I've never heard of. Is there English in What?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You crazy, man? Nah, bro!

Which characters do you expect to rise in the new community voted tier list, and why?