smart question, dumb answer

[TenebrisNemo]

Ur mom becuz she ulgy.

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about crap in order to be comfortable?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Because Laura told me that she didn't like my new boots, and I was all like, "Oh, my god!"

Can you provide an example of a polynomial function with an order of five?

[TenebrisNemo]

Best I can do is 5 bucks.

Alright, what do you mean Terra being a different person?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's right! ...right? Duh.

What is the minimum possible thickness of a wire?

[TenebrisNemo]

I'm not a-wire of that! *ba-dum TSS!*

Why is everyone always pushing things on me?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Stop being a pushover!

How can the limit of an indeterminate fraction be solved?

[TenebrisNemo]

With Asians.

Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it, I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Uh, brain stuffing?

How do wires seem to tangle themselves when left alone?

[TenebrisNemo]

Meth.

How easily can you destroy a hard drive?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Bombs.

What makes "Where's Waldo?" puzzles consistently challenging?

[TenebrisNemo]

ur blind.

Why do we realize the value of something once we do not have it anymore?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cause you're dumb, that's why!

Where can you find a delicious, homemade burger in this town?

[TenebrisNemo]

From the back of my white van.

Wait, if there is a key then there must be a door, right?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You found the key? I was hiding it!

Using the definition of derivative with a limit, can you differentiate f(x) = x^2 + cos(x-2) + e^(2x-5)?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ain't nobody need that IRL!

Boy, you are looking but you do not see. You know what I mean?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I'm blind, I swear!

Is this the real life, or is this just fantasy?

[TenebrisNemo]

Mom's spaghetti.

How many years would it take to travel with a normal plane from Earth to Sun?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's plane boring!

Can you explain the technicalities that lie behind the existence of the Old Man Glitch

[NathanBros]

I'm too old for that.

How's that about you're not using calculus for nothing?

[TenebrisNemo]

Wat r u saying?

Where do you think you'll be in 10 years?