smart question, dumb answer

[L1N3R1D3R•]

An alleyway, probably.

Yeah, I know that I let you down. Is it too late to say I'm sorry now?

[TenebrisNemo]

U KILLD THE PRSIDENT OBMAA DIE!

If the Earth is flat then why we haven't found the edge yet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wat u talk'n 'bout, m8?

How can we prove with mathematics that the Earth is indeed round?

[TenebrisNemo]

Byh predenthingh tu bi smrt!

If the bible says that incest is wrong then who did Adam and Eve's children had laid with?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Bad grammr, Nemooo!

If I'm a Caucasian Methodist, then how come the rest of my family is of different race and religion?

[TenebrisNemo]

Adoption, m9.

We do have a lot in common.The same earth, the same air, the same sky. Maybe if we started looking at what's the same instead of always looking at what's different, well, who knows?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ur mum, heh heh.

If the position of an object at t seconds is x(t) = (2x^3 - 3x^2 - 5x + 5) m, what is its acceleration at t = 2?

[TenebrisNemo]

****** WE'RE IN A FUNERAL SUDUP!

If the God is all knowing and caring then why there are world hungers and children with cancer?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

'Cuz he's gud, SHUDDUP!

Sand piles into a cone whose diameter equals its height. How quickly is the height changing after ten seconds?

[TenebrisNemo]

I don't crae.

What would happen if the Sun suddenly disappears from our solar system?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

It's dark out...mommy?

How can you prove that the sum of all natural numbers is -1/12?

[TenebrisNemo]

I hired a crooked lawyer!

Mr.L1N3R1D3R, all the evidences are against you. What do you want to say in your defense?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

NEMO DID IT, TRUST ME!

How can you logically prove that the Immaculate Conception did in fact occur?

[TenebrisNemo]

I know everythings Bow To me!

However, is it not true that greed has driven the humans development and that faith has led them?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Shut up, my name's not Faith!

How do the fundamental concepts of romanticism relate to Hawthorne's "Young Goodman Brown"?

[TenebrisNemo]

Haha! You said brown!

Once you left that place, it blew up. Do you have anything to do with it?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

KABOOM! Y'know what I'm sayin'?

Your sentence structure is unclear. Can you please put punctuation in the appropriate places?

[TenebrisNemo]

I that? Hah! do would Why

Why should we go so early if the diner starts in 2 hours?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Mom, I'm hungry!

How can you simplify a limit to infinity of a rational function?

[TenebrisNemo]

TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!

You don't have any arms left. What are you gonna do, bleed on me?