If this is the answer, what is the question?

[Sir monacle]

Wanna' listen to my records?

[TenebrisNemo]

I destroyed your home and took the bullets from your weapon. Any last words?

Take the wheel!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait wait wait, what do I do now that she's died?

Chugga chugga choo choo!

[TenebrisNemo]

This is a lovely place! You're sure these rails aren't in use anymore?

There's no time to explain! Get onto the dragon!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait...where am I? Why am I not at home?

You ain't nothing but a hound dog!

[TenebrisNemo]

Behold! My 100 lvl hound dog! What's your defense?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Can I offer you a complimentary drink?

Only if you can repay the favor.

[TenebrisNemo]

Would you kill me, please?

Can't touch me!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

So, I've heard that you've been listening to MC Hammer recently. Is this true?

When pigs take to the sky with rocket propulsion.

[TenebrisNemo]

When will you pay back your debts?

This is ok. *Burns*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

So, Mr. Bond, how is life in hell?

All the spaghetti.

[TenebrisNemo]

Which one of these macaronis are slim shades?

You came to the wrong neighborhood. *Grabs a baseball bat*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, isn't this the place with the ice cream and stuff?

When TenebrisNemo won't give up his lollipop.

[TenebrisNemo]

When will Grim Reaper cry?

Wait, you're still alive? This is awkward. *Shoots you*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Ow, dang it! Why would you shoot me?

Flowers.

[TenebrisNemo]

Who killed your family?

The force is strong with this one.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Are you sure I should purposefully fail this lightsaber quiz?

The Lollipop Guild.

[TenebrisNemo]

My lollipop was created by...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Did you know that water is wet?

Why would I need to know that?

[TenebrisNemo]

Did you know that rocks can be lava?