But why should I be punished for a crime I didn't even giraffe?
Haikus.
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03-02-2016 #1081
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03-03-2016 #1082
What destroyed this book's text!?
Only over my dead body. *unsheathes longsword and accidentally cuts fingers off from left hand and starts to scream*
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03-03-2016 #1083
Can I please have five dollars?
That worked better than I expected.
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03-04-2016 #1084
The tower which you blew up didn't just kill the enemies within it, but also fell over their secret base which we didn't even know about and let us win the battle, ya know?
Fine. Give me half of the prize now and I'll go exterminate it.
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03-04-2016 #1085
You do know that I can't pay for a service not done, correct?
Honey, I'm good.
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03-06-2016 #1086
Honey, I'm home, how about you?
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA- *chokes and dies*
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03-06-2016 #1087
How on earth does your voice make that great evil laugh?
*crickets chirping*
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03-06-2016 #1088
If you're from Africa then why are you so white?
Oh my god, you just can't ask people that question!
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03-06-2016 #1089
We need this information for a study we're conducting: what is your gender?
That's such a dumb question, I don't have time for that crap.
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03-07-2016 #1090
Grey Mane or Battleborn?
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03-07-2016 #1091
Who do you want to invite to your party?
No time for questions, just follow me.
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03-08-2016 #1092
What is this, an apocalypse!? Who are you?
That's what you think! *Takes the mask off and dramatic music plays*
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03-08-2016 #1093
Wait...you're my friend, right?
Losing your friendship.
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03-08-2016 #1094
What's worse than losing your new expensive party ship?
Ah! My ego!
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03-08-2016 #1095
Is that...ANOTHER baking soda and vinegar volcano?
Wheel of Fortune.
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03-09-2016 #1096
What have you been watching recently?
Sir, I was born for this moment.
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03-09-2016 #1097
Are you sure you can solve this ten variable differential equation?
I used to want you dead, but now I only want you gone.
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03-10-2016 #1098
Hello, this is your cockroach. How do you do?
It wasn't me. Oh, look, a hippo! *during the distraction, I run away*
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03-10-2016 #1099Talentless Hack
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Did you just call that women a hippo?
You can burn here for eternity if you want.
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03-11-2016 #1100
Can I have an extra slice of pizza?
Twisting someone else's words.
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