If this is the answer, what is the question?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, you wanna stop by at Wendy's to get something to eat?

A+Start.

[TenebrisNemo]

Oh, L1N3R1D3R, tell me a name of a random YouTube channel.

That's why I put poison into* your sandwich.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But...I thought we were enemies! Why did you kindly gi--

KABOOM!

[TenebrisNemo]

So what happens if I press this pink butto-

Whatever you do to her, I will do the same to you. *winks*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, you wanna bet I can ask that girl out?

TenebrisNemo's homosexual desires.

[TenebrisNemo]

What you should be afraid of when you're dating my daughter?

Get out of my house!

[Sir monacle]

Now I know what you've said, but are you sure you don't want some fresh Sir_monacle brand monkey water©️?


It isn't what it looks like-- wait, no, it is exactly what it looks like.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Sir monacle, what are you doing with my PS3?

Innuendos.

[TenebrisNemo]

What is she talking about?

One does not simply walk into L1N3R1D3R's house.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, you wanna come over to my house to play some LBP?

Team Sonic, not Sonic Team.

[TenebrisNemo]

Sonic Team has won the grammar championship!

*Sarcasm overload*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Are you sure you don't want to eat this entire pound of sugar packets?

The irony that "lisp" has an S in it.

[TenebrisNemo]

What are you laughing about?

You want them, come fight for them. *swings with a greatsword*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, can I see my quiz scores?

It's just...I don't feel like it.

[TenebrisNemo]

Do you feel like the building is on fire? 'Cause I'm burning.

Mmm... Mushrooms. *slides down the rainbow*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

TenebrisNemo, wake up! Can you hear me?

Nothing.

[TenebrisNemo]

The whole city is on fire! You have a flamethrower! What have you done!?

Justice will be served. *strikes you down*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

All I did was take your pencil as an April Fools' prank. Can't you forgive me?

...I wasn't expecting to see you here.

[TenebrisNemo]

Ey, wasup? Heaven is a nice place, right?

You may not have realized it, but I stole your face.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Why can't I see anything?

Blindfolded.