If this is the answer, what is the question?

[TenebrisNemo]

What makes you disappointed?

[Sir monacle]

What led you to jump off this conveniently placed bridge?



Your question is dumb! You're dumb!

[TenebrisNemo]

Please, I'm bleeding! Call 911?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, can I go out with your GF?

No, please don't.

[Sir monacle]

Do you want me to help destro- ...'decorate' your house?



Wait a minute.... The cat, the dark room, the dagger and the bath tub... You're the killer! Why I didn't I notice before!? You killed L1N3R1D3R and stole his/her face! Now you're going to kill me. ...Unless I run first!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Sir monacle, why are you looking at me funny?

When the fun ends.

[Sir monacle]

When will you stop killing thousands of people through means of torture?



Nope. I'm not real, none of this is.

[TenebrisNemo]

You real hungry?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Do you remember the time we egged the neighbor's house?

On the side, please.

[Sir monacle]

Where do you want your organs after I extract them from your body?



No, no. I'm not a professional.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, Dr. Monacle, are you sure this procedure will be safe?

The frightening thought of Sir monacle being a doctor.

[Sir monacle]

Wait, why do you want me to give you a cyanide pill?



Well, let us start on the next hobo- Erm, the next 'patiant' that I found at a bus station.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey, I found these glowing mushrooms, should we put them into someone's brains?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, was that your lollipop?

[TenebrisNemo]

What is the right way to brush your teeth?

[Sir monacle]

Have you seen this image I found on DevientArt?


Why yes, I do tend to do that at times.

[TenebrisNemo]

Did you just shoot all your dogs with your shotgun!?

[Sir monacle]

What do you think of my haircut?



By this day forth, I shall no longer ask TenebrisNemo for his/her opinion on me, or my possessions.

[TenebrisNemo]

Is that your new house? The super expensive house which you've been working on for many years now? It looks like a trash bag to me, did you know that?

[Sir monacle]

Do you think my trash-bag looks like a house?



...Yes, yes, horrible consequences, blah, blah, blah....