If this is the answer, what is the question?

[TenebrisNemo]

What is that hideous being?!

No. I am you godfather! *smokes cigar*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Are you Pizza Hut?

Bees?

[TenebrisNemo]

The first rule of the fight club is...?

Ok. *jumps into lava*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Did you hear that Trump won the election?

I don't feel like it...

[Sir monacle]

Do you want the world to blow up!? Why don't you press that button!?


I'm glad I didn't do it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, Sir monacle, did you try out that new Indian restaurant near our hotel?

The return of the Sir.

[Sir monacle]

What brought you to burn my house!?


I will never understand music.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, have you heard this new terrible song by Justin Bieber?

Uh, sure I'll upgrade.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey, system, you still can't handle Minesweeper?

Ha! Fooled ya!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, didn't you mortgage this property earlier...?

The New York Yankees.

[TenebrisNemo]

What nation almost conquered the world?

I can't heaaaar youuuuu....! *splat*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nemo, are you sure your parachute is working?

Nemo's weird answers.

[TenebrisNemo]

Why all the sweat? What are you afraid of?

Only over my dead bod- *BANG*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey officer, can I borrow your gun for a few hours?

theodd1sout comic.

[TenebrisNemo]

Who stole all the half-naked white people?

Oh, you thought my name was Zelda? That's a ****ing girl's name!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Zelda, why won't you throw the ****ing bomb?

*insert every curse word here*

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey man, did you know that we've ran out of beer?

*Throws up until the floor is one with vomit.*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nemo, you don't look so good. Should I get the trash ca--

I hate that ****ing song!

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey, I just met you. And this is-

Oi screw you, YOU big fat NERD MA-[DISCONNECTED]

[L1N3R1D3R•]

But shouldn't you be studying for the tests all the time without me needing to tell you?

That's what it's all about!