If this is the answer, what is the question?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Teacher, can you please actually teach us so we can do our homework?
You may have noticed that I hate one of my teachers right now...
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Only if I can bring my friend along.

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey, buddy! You want to get a ride on my motorbike?

ONLY IF YOU SACRIFICE A TEACHER!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

One of my classes is simply too hard. Can I please quit it?

Fifteen cows and a little bit of maple syrup.

[TenebrisNemo]

We need to build a barricade against the zombies! What do we need?

AH, STOP TALKING TO ME- *disconnected*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nemo, I'll let you leave the call in a bit, but can you please give me an easy to work with answer first?

When Trump wins.

[TenebrisNemo]

When will the world finally end?

Who whoa, your turn didn't come up yet, go back, go back, chill. Sit down.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Can I go on the little kid roller coaster, pleeeeeease?

Yes, perfect.

[TenebrisNemo]

Is this the toilet brush which you seek?

I know it's hard to believe... but I've always hated you! *sobs and dies*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

I thought you always loved me, Nemo! How could you...?

*flies away*

[TenebrisNemo]

Hey! Do you have a license to use this plane?

Well that was pretty dramatic. *most sarcastic shrug*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Did you see what just happened in math class?

Meh.

[NathanBros]

Do you really think going to Mars is a good plan?

It's steam based.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Wait, why can't I play Portal on your computer?

Only if I get a cookie in return.

[TenebrisNemo]

I need you to kill a man and use you as a human shield. What do you say?

Well, at least we do not have to worry about the nuclear apocalypse which Bob stoppe- *everyone explodes into oblivion*

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Are you okay that Bob the hobo is your new teacher?

i r8 that b8 8/8 m8

[TenebrisNemo]

I shot 8 persons with 8 bullets and 8 headshots, m8!

You thought you know the question already? WELL YOU THOUGHT WRONG! EAT THE MICROWAVES!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Nemo, are you absolutely sure you aren't drunk?

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[Ali_Star]

Why does nobody love me?

I decided to try out this forum game.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

That's weird, why is everyone singing Hallelujah?

Achmed the Dead Terrorist.

[Ali_Star]

Who is a puppet that was funny for a while in the 00s, but is no longer relevant?

Linerider's face.