If this is the answer, what is the question?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, Samuel L. Jackson, can we get you to advertise McDonald's?

[TenebrisNemo]

Do you like our new "Just DO IT Xtreme Workout 2690" machine?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Teacher, why aren't we having labs in physics class anymore?

[TenebrisNemo]

Year 2105: Hey, darling! Have you seen the picture of your grandmother in facebook?

[Ali_Star]

How was your weekend, Nemo?

[TenebrisNemo]

So what are you going to do now that I'll live here now?

[Ali_Star]

Wait.... did you delete your browsing history?

[TenebrisNemo]

Ugh, what is this smell?

[Ali_Star]

Does this candy floss taste funny to you?

[TenebrisNemo]

This is wrong? Well what did you do at my age?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

You're driving along the road, when you approach a 15 m tall slope. Upon reaching the top of the hill, you have a speed of 20 m/s, and you go into cruise. You see that at the bottom of the hill, there is a speed limit of 25 m/s. Assuming the slope is frictionless, will you get busted for speeding?

[TenebrisNemo]

What are your specialties?

[Ali_Star]

Hello famous 90s TV star. What do you do to stay relevant these days?

[TenebrisNemo]

How does it feel like to be a Muppet?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

How do old shows attempt to stay relevant?

[TenebrisNemo]

WE TOTALLY WREKTED THAT NOOB, RITE!?

[Ali_Star]

How do I impress women when I go clubbing?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Did I ever tell you that I've raised your salary by 5%?

[TenebrisNemo]

You're married to a camera?

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Hey, Usain Bolt, how did you trip on the 100m? I thought you were amazing at that run?