Fortunately and Unfortunately

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, I learn from mistakes and be more careful next time. I read Sir monacle's last word of the post and I somehow decided it was an unfortunate event.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, your "mistake" has changed this forum game in many ways.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, you are the true mistake of every forum game.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, that may be the truth.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, that can be fixed if you seek help from literally anyone else on the Earth.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, I don't need help.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I give you some hope in this world...via donuts.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately I choked on the donuts. I'm never touching one of those again!

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, they'll never touch Sir monacles again neither.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, Neither I touch monacle sir they will.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I am the one beacon of light in the world of grammar. Rhetoric, on the other hand...

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, your head gets so big it explodes.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, all the African children ate the head pieces.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, their head gets so big they explode. Y'see, I slipped some chemicals into L1N3R1D3R's mouth that would make his head explode. Digesting his chemical-filled head wouldn't be advisable.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, they do not have to deal with hunger anymore and they have their peace.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I had to die to solve the problem.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, That's a good thing. you're in a better place now.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, L1N3R1D3R is in hell.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I am only visiting it, like Dante.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, once you go black, you never come back.