Fortunately and Unfortunately

[jimydog000]

Fortunately 'it' was a misidentified shade of dark blue.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, everything fades to black an there is no turning back.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, racism no longer exists.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, that is because we killed everyone who was different.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, everyone who is "different" narrows down to every other person except us.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, rainbowmen.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, don't rainbowmen nullify the darkness of Hell? (Btw I don't think Nemo's read the Inferno...)

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo doesn't even know what a "book" is.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, that is your own speculation.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, that's probably right based on where you live.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, you don't need to read a book when you have the magic of Television!

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, television is a tool of propaganda.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, it has great cartoons, like Teletubibes!

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, people find them scary for some reason.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, that's what they want.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, that's a lie.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, they aren't relevant anymore, so it doesn't matter that they're scary.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, they heard that, and they're looking for you.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, what could they possibly do if they find me?

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, they will suck your soul with their blue vacuum.