Fortunately and Unfortunately

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you can always switch channels.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, I lost the television remote, and this Television set doesn't have those knobs/buttons you can use.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, we're in 2017. Surely you can just go on the computer instead.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, this Television set is from 2008. It's not compatible with your phone or tablet.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, you can always destroy it.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, my insurance doesn't cover this Television set. Mostly because it doesn't exist.



So if I destroy this television set, then there will be more of a loss than a gain.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, once you've hit the rock's bottom, there is nothing to lose.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, you can lose your life.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, death is just a feeling.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, death can be a very painful feeling.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, when you die, you're sent to the planet of Sir monacle plushies.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, those dang devils suffocate you to death again and again.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately I can control them! They won't kill anything that looks like them. I think...

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, you have lost control.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you can get it back through some action in LBPCentral RPG.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, We are in a different forum game.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, we can always easily play different forum games.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I kinda want people to stay here, because this was rebooted not that long ago.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, I have been doing the fortunates for a very long time.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, you don't get to experience the (slight) variety in this thread, which would entertain you more.