Fortunately and Unfortunately

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, pizza is everywhere.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, you're lactose intolerant.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, I asked for it to have no cheese!



I'm not eating that gross pizza, though. It has pineapple on it. Gross...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I have no comment, because you already stated what's unfortunate about the pizza.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, pineapple can be removed.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, it's then immediately forced into your mouth.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, there's another pizza which I conveniently found in this dumpster. Let's eat!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, you still can't follow the rules of the forum game.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, this isn't easy! I'd like to see you try to do what I'm doing!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I would if someone were here to let me post a fortunate post.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, I am here to save the day.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, Sir monacle is not, which ruined it all!

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, I'm here now. I can help you eat that pizza-thing. I'm good at eating, alongside breathing.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, now TenebrisNemo is gone again. Goddammit!

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, I'm the only person you need. Forget your troubles and indulge in the forum games.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I can't indulge in the forum games until I can finally post a fortunate event here.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, you are already indulging. I recommend you indulge some more.


(I'm not the only one who thinks this sounds a tad off, right?)

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I can only indulge if there is high-calorie food nearby. Where's a deep-dish pizza or a tub of ice cream?

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, you live in America, that stuff should be all around you.


Indulge faster, indulger harde-

Okay, this has to stop.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, Daft Punk does not approve of my indulgences.