Fortunately and Unfortunately

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, the authorities do their job correctly.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, I left the country before they could do anything.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you're given a Switch for free, so you let me have mine back.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, the buttons are worn off after I've played with it.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you're still under warranty, so you can get controller replacements for free.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, it takes weeks until you get the replacements.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, that's better than having to pay eighty dollars for two new controllers, right? Surely you have other things to do while you're waiting.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, those other things are forum games, and when I try to play "If this is the answer, what is the question", I get this message:

You don't have permission to access /forums/newreply.php on this server.

Additionally, a 404 Not Found error was encountered while trying to use an ErrorDocument to handle the request.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, that's only one out of nineteen active forum games. You still have lots to choose from!

(And yeah, I had that issue with "Let's Kill xtremesackboy in Extremely Malevolent Ways!". That's why you haven't seen it since April.)

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, we are capable of breaking forum games.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, we can always make our own forum just to play forum games on.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, I am too busy to play forum games these days.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I think I can make the other people post on more forum games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, they stop playing when they lose.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, since when do you lose in the forum games? Besides LBPCentral RPG, but that takes a while...

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, you will see it once you truly lose.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, no rules in any forum games besides LBPCentral RPG specify a lose condition. So unless you're Sir monacle, you can't lose any other forum game.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, everyone lost at "let's kill xtremesackboy" game.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you're remembering it incorrectly. Only xtremesackboy loses that game.

(Also, he's not active, and neither is the game after the forum's internal error.)

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, everyone loses in life.