Fortunately and Unfortunately

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you can do whatever you can dream of.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, my dreams were murdered when I was a child.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you weren't murdered, so you can still have new dreams!

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, I do not dream anymore. Or I simply never remember them.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I have dreamed for you.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, they were most likely nightmares. . . .

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I take you to the therapist to help you not feel hopeless anymore.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, I am trapped in the never ending wheel of... unfortunate events!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I've been there before, and I can assure you it will end eventually. Just wait for Sir monacle to not be lazy...

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, I'm back.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I got here before TenebrisNemo could.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, TenebrisNemo has another chance.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I don't care.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, neither do I. As far as I'm concerned I'll be stuck with the unfortunates for the rest of my life.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, I came here to save the day!

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, it didn't really help the situation I'm in any way.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, it shouldn't take long 'till L1N3R1D3R shows up.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, you could be wrong. we need to Just wait for Sir monacle L1N3R1D3R to not be lazy...

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, you can always choose not to visit the wheel of unfortunate events and play other games.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, I had to witness Nemo abusing Monacle for those delicious "Fortunately" posts.