Fortunately and Unfortunately

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, the tables have turned!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, Nemo can arrive at any second to stop your streak if you're not careful.

[Sir monacle]

Fortunately, TenebrisNemo isn't here right now.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, the rule-breaking meme lord is.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, there are people who honor the rules.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Unfortunately, only us two are posting in LBP Hangman and LBPCentral RPG, which kinda ruins the whole point of those games.

[TenebrisNemo]

Fortunately, we can always play other forum games where other people are.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, there are no other forum games containing other people. This place is a real sausage fest...

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, Sir monacle doesn't yet know what a sausage fest really means.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, I do, and they are the wurst.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I have one pardon left, and I used it on your terrible pun.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, that means you're never going to forgive someone again.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, I am now agreeable to everyone, so nobody will ever do something that I would have to forgive.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, I burnt your house down, made all of your insurance companies go bankrupt, desecrated in your garden, destroyed your beloved rock collection and made a hurricane completely destroy the state you currently live in.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, you didn't do anything about my bank, and I was on vacation.

[TenebrisNemo]

Unfortunately, I did. Sw-oops!

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, that "something" was simply destroying one of the buildings itself, not the actual internal server.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, someone got peanut butter all over the internal servers.

[L1N3R1D3R•]

Fortunately, upon hearing the previous news, I switched banks before that happened.

[Sir monacle]

Unfortunately, the bank you swapped with was successfully robbed after you switched - all that money is gone now, and the bank has closed.